| Isn't eBay wonderful, the sheer amount of items for sale boggles the mind, but at the same time, you have to keep your wits about you.
This little section will cover some of the more bizarre Morecambe & Wise items we've seen on eBay, and also occasioanly warn you about anything that doesn't seem quite right.
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The Ernie Wise Plant
We kid you not. Apparently this variety of Fuschia has a strong freely branching habit and is an ideal all rounder. |
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Morecambe & Wise Toby Jug
Oh dear...this object was modelled by Andy Moss and Produced by Kevin Franic Ceramics in1996 and stands just under 9 inches high.
Ernie is hiding round the back, and he's the handle! |
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Super Star Recipes
'Cook With The Stars and North Thames Gas" it says.. mmmm!
Features 10 recipe cards with full colour image of the dish on one side and an illustrated recipe on the other. Learn how to make such wonderfully dated dishes as Morecambe & Wise's fruit chiffon pie! |
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Fridge Magnet!
Yes, thats right, a fridge magnet!!!
High quality acrylic fridge magnet with image printed to photo quality. Errr yep.. right.. |
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Film Cells
Apparently rare and original 35mm film cells of Eric & Ern, mounted with a (scanned & printed) picture and engraving. We do not know if they are actually original, but the picture is not the best quality. |
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Beer Mats
Eric and Ern were keen tegestologists (beer mat collectors), and were in fact honorary presidents of the tegestologist society.
Now and again various mats will pop up on eBay. |
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Salt and Pepper Pots
Looking for something cool to dispense your condiments? Look no further than these two life-like (not) salt and pepper pots. A bargain not to be sneezed at. |
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Morecambe & Wise Mug
If you find you are short of something to drink your tea out of, here's just the thing. |
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Bookmark
Need something to keep your place in that Morecambe & Wise book you're reading?
Contains images advertising Intelligence Man and Magnificent Two. |
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eBay Warning |
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Not the best...
This DVD is advertised everywhere as The Best Comedy DVD In The World. Although it is very funny, it is often mis-advertised. It does not contain Eddie Izzard or Morecambe & Wise. |